Student Suspended For Intent to
Murder…Fruit?
A 13-year-old girl was suspended from
school for a day at Wamsutta
Middle School in Massachusetts because she brought a butter knife into her school. With deadly intent, she brought the knife to
cut up the pear packed in her lunch because she wears braces that prevent her
from simply biting into the fruit.
By de Andréa
April 2, 2013
Morgan La Plaume, the fruit murdering
student told WXFT-TV that the principal spotted a deadly weapon on the lunch
table and hauled her malicious behind into his office. She said, quote: “As we were walking to his office the
principal said you are not allowed to have knives in school, and I said I was
using it to cut my pear, I wasn’t harming any other student, and he said ‘I know,
but it’s the policy’,” said the potential criminal pixie-like teen age Morgan.
As the mothers of hardened criminals like
Morgan often do, Morgan’s mom, Melissa LaPlaume made excuses for her little
felon. “It’s a butter knife, she has
braces, there was no intent at all there,” La Plaume said. An obvious lie and cover-up, the Gidget like
little teen was caught bloody handed attempting to kill the defenseless fruit.
Yet she broke the rules of the State
institution of robotic programming, which presumably does not provide plastic shives
with school lunches or at least attempt to get around the rule by providing
combination fork-knives, affectionately called “knorks.” This is just the latest in what seems to be a
rash of incidents where school officials have had to step in to stop students
with murderous criminal intent.
For instance, there was the recent
incident where a student on a school bus was thankfully suspended after
preventing a football player with a loaded gun from shooting a teammate. If he hadn’t been suspended, who knows what
dastardly deeds the student might have moved on to commit — stopping a bank
robbery or perhaps pulling someone from a burning car. One just can’t be too careful.
Then there was the 7-year-old boy who
chewed his toaster pastry into the shape of a gun (he said it was a mountain,
but the teacher knew better, another obvious cover-up). What a devilish mind to sneak a pastry-weapon
past school metal detectors like that!
And let us not forget the school
officials who locked down all the schools in a Pennsylvania county because a medical office
worker calling a high school student to confirm an appointment heard on the
child’s voicemail greeting, the phrase “shooting some people outside of the
school” she heroically ratted the kid out to local police. The voicemail message actually turned out to
be the theme song from “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” and the lyrics actually said,
“Shooting
some Basket-Ball outside of the school,” but let’s not muddy a tale of bravery and
quick thinking with the truth.
This is a frightening trend across this
country. Children with easy access to stuff
that adult nutty liberals suffering from paranoia find scary, are rampaging out
of control creating a climate of fear. Teachers
should protect themselves from intruding pastry carrying 7 year olds by
carrying canceled scissors like DHS recommends watch
a training video from other nutty liberals.
THE BOTTOM LINE:
Something needs to be done, and it should of course follow the pattern
of gun control efforts, which have historically been so successfully
unsuccessful. We need to start making
our schools CHILD-FREE ZONES.
Kids need to be restricted and/or banned. Not all kids of course, just certain ones,
such as those who talk, chew gum, eat lunch, and wear braces, students who stand
up for fellow students, use high-capacity pastry magazines, or who just wiggle
around too much.
Kids are expendable, that’s why we
don’t protect them with the same weapons that crazy liberals kill them
with. You see - the ones that make it as
far as school’ are the ones that liberals missed exterminating anyway at the
abortion clinics.
People who don’t want to keep kids out
of school to protect other kids just don’t have a heart, and must be Nazis. Owning a kid is like owning a gun, and as
Dianne Feinstein so mindlessly pointed out, that’s like child pornography,
which means all parents are perverts.
… Maybe we should just ban people
from giving birth. Well…we already do
that!
Of course, the Supreme Court, in all
likelihood, is about to do that again with its forthcoming gay marriage
decision, which may hinge on the feelings of all the millions of kids with gay
parents, if justices’ questions are any guide.
We’ve got to do it to the children —
er, uh…well-actually ‘for’ the
children.
Thanks for listening – de Andréa
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